Clor me surprised

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In August I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn’t yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, (-5000 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-5004 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
alchemist

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About Kevin Sonney

Kevin Sonney - who, contrary to popular opinion was NOT raised by wolves - grew up in central North Carolina. He fell into the technology field by accident in 1991, when he gave up the wild and crazy lifestyle of an on-air AM radio DJ to become a mundane technical support monkey. The technology industry has never really recovered from this. Kevin has worked for such names as IBM, Red Hat, webslingerZ, and Lulu Technologies (we won't mention the ones that didn't survive the experience). He currently works as a Linux Administrator for Apptio. In his spare time he rescues stray animals and plays video games with his two sons. His wife, we're sad to say, helps him get past the really hard bits. Kevin is still not very mundane, he just got better at hiding it.
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